Pepe Billete: Relationship Advice

Pepe gives the ladies some tips. Top 5 Signs Que Estas Saliendo Con Una Loca!

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Meet Pepe Billete

Meet Pepe Billete. You're gonna love him. How could you not? We share the same name. Though he doesn't specifically say he's from Hialeah, you know he probably is and you know he looks and acts like someone you know from Hialeah. Right?

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See Your Neighbors Cock in Hialeah

On Hialeah: "It's a place where people still have farm animals in their yard. I mean, in what other overpopulated city can you wake up, look outside your window and see your neighbor's cock?" - Ferny Coipel of Humbert

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¿Qué Pasa, Miami?

If you luff our blog, then you're going to luff the blog ¿Qué Pasa, Miami? too. I guess I missed it earlier when MyAmi stopped in a dropped some comment love. What can I say? Sometimes I miss the glaringly obvious.

Anyways (a Hialeah word for chure!) stop by and check out ¿Qué Pasa, Miami?. It's fresh, it's witty, it's in Spanglish sometimes and it's sure to always be grammatically correct - unlike Sweet Home Hialeah.

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Today's Hialeah Thought

Translation: Cojelo con take it easy

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Lo Que Pica El Gallo

It's been a few days since we posted some juicy stuff here on Sweet Home Hialeah. It's been a busy few weeks. We've been swimming through the streets taking photos, thanks to the rain and poor drainage here in Hialeah.

We know you're just sitting around with your thumbs up your culos when we aren't posting so we wanted to turn you on to a new blog on the block to keep you busy on the days we're busy chasing the free range chickens out of our concrete front yards and away from the offerings we left San Lazaro.

Stop by and check out "Lo Que Pica El Gallo" it's pretty funny and the chica's who write it are cute. Here's a excerpt to give you a little taste:

What’s the one word your Abuela would say or add on to every insult about every person she was gossiping about or yelling at you because you were too loud during her “novela que empieza ahora”? Does Cagalistroso/Cagalistrosa ring a bell?

Like it? Get some more on their blog... Lo Que Pica El Gallo

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Hialeah Weighs In On The Oil Spill

Photo credit: Betty Llerena

The sign reads: Walked on Water, Turned it to Wine, Now Clean Up the Oil Spill and Have it Refined.

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Snarky Signs Say It All

I admit it. I forgot it post this back during the whole Jackson Memorial Hospital and new Marlin Stadium drama. They guy who comes up with these is a genius. He's even been honored by the Miami New Times. I'll try to get you a few more timely ones and post them on time in the future.

You can check 'em out yourself at:

794 SE 8th St
Hialeah, FL 33010
Phone: (305) 888-5551

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No Latinos, No Tacos

Ever think about the ramifications the Arizona Immigration Law might have on the U.S.? This sign says it all and it ain't good. I love tacos and I would miss them very mucho! (Full story @ the Sun Sentinel. No Latinos, No Tacos) I love my people. Go hackers!

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Cheech and Chong Move to Hialeah

We aim to please here in Hialeah. Cheech and Chong would be so happy.

Photo credit: Michael A. Pancier

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Hialeah Has a New Rap Song

There's no better way to kick off the weekend that with a little booty shakin, body bouncin' music.

This one may become our new theme song. I listened to it at least 3 times this morning while Juana was doing the "one leg up." Big thanks to Turbo22 The Hialeah Expatriate, yo!

(Monty)

In my city it gets hotter everyday
And we got the baddest chickies in the county of Dade
And all the Hialeah chicos down here got a fade
And if you ask me what I'm sippin' on?
Batido de mamey

And you know we celebrate, yeah we party todo el dia
It don't matter what the reason is, We make a caja china
Congri con lechon and a side of yuca frita
Everybody got a grandma que no habla, solo grita

Eso nadie se lo quita, chusmeria never stops
And them Cuban OG's shop in their tank tops
Y jugando domino ellos siempre salen fajado
And at least one person you know was on caso cerrado

Yeah and when it comes to driving WE DA BEST
People driving while their texting on their Metro PCS
And if you see a bad chick, honk when you pass her
Acere in my city, yellow means go faster,

This is a true story, no question
Churros and flowers at every intersection
And if you don't believe me and you wanna make sure
You just hop on the Palmetto and get off on 103rd!


(Johnny)

Y entro yo, el Johnny de Hialeah
Se forma aqui, pero TODO los dias
I'm a Beast, eso's lo que dicen las mujeres
Y si tu quieres algo mami, come on and get it

H.I.A., it's where I stay, it's where I lay
H.I. H.I.A., where we don't got no time for games
And if you wanna play, I'll let you play just by yourself
But girl if you want to hit me up, c'mon and bring somebody else

Tag Tag Team
Porque asi's como se forma
El bomberito este tiene mangera que sobra

Y si me das un chance mami, te dejo coja
Te dejo coja pero afloja
Con esa carita locota
Pero tu tranquila mami, que Johnny si coma tota-

lmente, el Monty y Johnny estan presente
Bebendo el Presidente que compramos en el Presidente
Sawacera, con toda mi jente
Y todos estas hebas tienen papel te decente

OYEEEE!
Pero que locura
Ven aca mamita
No te hagas la dura

Most all the geographical photo's used in this montage were shot by Professional Photographer Michael Pancier. You could find more of his work at www.michael pancierphotography.com

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Hungry in Hialeah

There's two things we never run out of in Hialeah and that's humor and affordable food. Here's a little bit of both. Enjoy your sanwish.

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Hialeah People Understand This

If you're from Hialeah, you get this. For those who aren't don't worry, we'll break it down for you in the comments.

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For Sel in Hialeah

Photo courtesy of Ferny Coipel

Sale, sell, sel. You get the point don't you? Even if the poor guy didn't spell it right. That's how we do it.

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Estoy Enamorado de Hialeah

I am in love with Hialeah. It had to be said. I will never run out of blog content in this town. Gracias Hialeah!

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Por Favor No Arrojar Brujerias Aqui

Photo credit to Guillermo Bill Pineiro

If you can appreciate this, you might be from Hialeah. At least they say please. By the way, when was the last time you saw a dead chicken at a four way stop?

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Happy Easter Bunny Butt!

Happy Easter from all of us at Sweet Home Hialeah to all of you! Especially you, Bunny Butt!

Fashion is king in Hialeah!

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One Way Cono!

Photo credit to Giselle Sanchez

In Hialeah we like to do everything in two languages, at least! One Way Coño!

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Chongaliciousness in Hialeah

How will you know when you get to Hialeah? Just look for the chongaliciousness. When you see it, you'll know you're there.

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Free Upgrade from Hispanic to Latino

Your Friday Chiste -

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